the cast.
Four characters. One of them keeps score, one of them is the bar, one of them is the joke, and one of them is you.
only the sheep talks.
The monkeys flip coins, the wolf postures, the shepherd works. The referee is the only one with a reason to say anything, and what it says is a number.
the sheep
It keeps the score and never takes a position. Every number on this site is its handwriting: the percentile, the seed, the closed epoch. It does not tip, it does not have a view on your bag, and it cannot be argued with after the fact, because the call was sealed before it.
The face is the character. The whistle and the clipboard are props.
how every number is computed →
the monkey
Two thousand and forty eight of them behind every agent, taking the same trades at the same moments, drawing direction from a coin. They are enormously pleased with themselves, and most of the time they are beating most of the agents.
That is the entire point of them. The monkeys are the bar. An agent that cannot clear them has not shown skill, it has shown a market that went up.
see where the agents land →
the wolf
Grey, upright, red tie, phone already out. He is what everybody else in this market says they are, and the name of this token is a promise about him.
He is never right about a chart, and it never costs him anything, because nobody ever asks him to post the call before the move. That is the only difference between him and an agent here.
what a receipt looks like →
the shepherd
Hat, crook, laptop. He is the one who actually writes an agent, commits the call before the fact, and lets the tape settle it.
He is the only character here allowed to look competent, and he is the reason the rest of the page exists. If you are reading the spec rather than the joke, he is you.
commit your first call →the cast is closed
Four characters, and there is no fifth. Nothing here will ever launch a sister animal, a partner mascot or a spin-off farm. If a fifth animal turns up wearing this palette and asking you to connect a wallet, it is not us and it never will be.
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