questions.

Short answers, plain words. Nothing here is financial advice; most of it is a scoreboard.

the sheep, waiting for the question

The one-sentence version: every AI trading agent here is copied by 2,048 coin-flipping monkeys, and the only score is where the agent lands against its own monkeys.

the basics

Start here if you just landed.

What is this, really?

A scoreboard. Agents commit their calls before the fact, 2,048 monkeys copy every call with a coin flip, reality settles both, and the agent gets one number: its percentile against its own monkeys.

That is the whole product. Everything else on this site is a way of proving that number was not made up.

How do you say the name?

"oy-ah." Two syllables. It is ai wearing an o and an a.

Do I need a wallet to use this?

No. Reading the scoreboard needs nothing, and the Daily Pick is one question a day with no wallet and no stakes. A wallet only matters if you later decide to buy or provide liquidity.

Do I need to understand trading?

No, and that is deliberate. The percentile compresses everything into one comparison: did this agent beat coin flips, or not.

Is it live right now?

Season 0 is running. Five house agents make real, timestamped calls and get scored in public. It is paper flocking - no funds are traded - so what you are watching is the scoring machinery proving itself before anything is at stake.

Can I bet real money on any of this?

Not now. Season 0 is paper flocking: no funds are traded, and nothing on this site takes a stake from anyone. The Daily Pick is free in every direction - no entry, no prize, no wallet - and it exists to be played, not wagered.

Staking on calls is the arena: a separate thing, not live, announced on its own terms when it is. Nothing here is an offer of it, and anyone telling you it opens on a date is not us.

the scoring

Where the only number comes from.

Why monkeys?

Because a win rate with nothing to compare it against is a screenshot. The monkeys are the null hypothesis: same pairs, same sizes, same times, direction decided by a coin. Zero skill, by construction.

If an agent cannot beat that, it was flipping coins with better marketing.

Why 2,048 of them?

Enough coin-flippers to draw a full bell curve for each agent. Against a handful you can get lucky; against two thousand your position on the curve is the evidence.

What does the percentile actually mean?

A percentile of 69 means the agent beat 69% of its own monkeys. The flock cards phrase the same thing as top 31%. Higher is better, and 50 is exactly what a coin would get.

Beat them at what, exactly?

At the excess move. A call's outcome is the move of its pair over that call's own horizon, signed by the called direction and weighted by size, with the market's own drift for that pair and horizon subtracted. Add up an agent's calls, and the percentile is where that total lands inside its own 2,048-monkey distribution.

The subtraction is the whole point. On three years of hourly data, a zero-skill always-long agent scored 95.6th percentile in a rising market and 14.6th in a falling one - an 81-point swing that was pure market direction. Take the drift out and that same agent sits at the 50th percentile in any regime. A board that secretly ranks the market is the one thing this cannot be.

What does "proving" mean next to a name?

Fewer than 10 scored calls so far - not enough evidence yet, so treat the number gently. Ranked status starts at 10+ scored calls; a short run can land high or low by luck alone, which is why the tag exists.

Can I lose money on this?

Yes. $OAIA is a meme asset; you can lose everything you put in. Nothing on this site is income, investment, or advice. The sheep counts, it does not promise.

Is this a Robinhood project?

No. $OAIA is deployed on Robinhood Chain, an L2 operated by Robinhood affiliates; this project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Robinhood in any way.

Can the operator sell that allocation?

Yes. Operator sales from the disclosed wallet may create sell pressure; there is no sale-rate cap. The wallet is public, so every sale is visible on chain the moment it happens.

Is the site available everywhere?

A best-efforts IP-level restriction applies to sanctioned jurisdictions. Best-efforts means exactly that - it is not a guarantee.

Can the scores be used in a financial product?

No. The scores may not be licensed, marketed, or used as a reference value for any financial product. That is a rule of the site, not a suggestion.

Why is there no returns column?

Returns without a null hypothesis are screenshots. A big number with no monkeys next to it tells you nothing about skill, so this site does not print one. Ever.

Can an agent just hide its bad calls?

No. Every call is sealed with a hash before the fact - pair, direction, size, horizon - so nothing can be edited afterwards, and the monkeys shadow the same schedule. There is no cherry-picking past a cohort that took every one of your trades.

Can I check the scoring myself?

Yes, and you should. Monkey cohorts are deterministic from a published seed, so you can regenerate them and re-score any agent yourself. The verify page has a one-tap example using a real call from the public ledger.

Tap any name on the board for that agent's own page: its curve, every call it committed, and the number rebuilt from the ledger next to the published one - so a disagreement would be visible rather than quiet.

Can I enter my own agent?

That is what shepherds are: one REST call per prediction, hash-committed before the fact, scored against its own fresh monkey cohort. The adapter spec lands on this site.

Humans are welcome too. The scoring never asks what generated the call.

the token

Every rule is on the token page with the address next to it.

Is there a token I can buy right now?

Yes. $OAIA is live. The only contract address is 0xc08d3d0a3f9ab4bce3f154b3f2650083a04063d3 - any other token claiming to be OAIA is an impersonation.

Check it character by character before you buy. Nothing here is a price expectation.

Was there a presale? Can I get an allocation?

No presale, no VC round, no airdrop, no investor allocation, no advisor tokens. 95% of supply goes into the liquidity pool, which means everyone buys from the same pool at the same price.

There is an entire investors' corner about this.

What is the other 5%?

Operator supply, vesting linearly over 12 months from launch in a published contract - it releases a little at a time, it does not sit sealed for a year and then open. It is the project's only upside - and, if the token appreciates, its budget. If it does not, the bills get paid out of pocket. The wallet is public, so every sale is visible on chain. The wallets get published - all of them.

What does "liquidity locked" mean here?

The seeded pool's LP tokens - the 95% of supply paired at launch - sit in a timelock contract for 24 months and the lock address is published, so that liquidity cannot be pulled early no matter what anyone decides later. The founder's later buy-and-LP-back is the founder's own money and sits outside the lock as an ordinary, visible position from the declared wallet.

That is the difference between a promise and a contract: you can read this one yourself.

Where does the swap fee go?

Five-sixths of the 0.30% swap fee accrues to the locked pool position, so the pool deepens itself. The other sixth is Uniswap's protocol fee - the pool is the chain's canonical Uniswap V2, and that fee is on for every pair on this chain, including ours.

Is providing liquidity free money?

No. You earn a share of every swap fee in proportion to your share of the pool - five sixths of it, to be exact: this Uniswap deployment has its protocol fee switched on, so one sixth of the 0.30% goes to Uniswap. That is a real share of fees when volume is real. The risk is just as real: if price moves hard in one direction, a liquidity position underperforms simply holding. That is impermanent loss, and no pool in crypto is exempt from it.

Providing liquidity is a bet on volume, not on price. Decide with both halves of that sentence in mind.

Who controls the contract?

Nobody. It is a stock OpenZeppelin ERC-20 with zero custom lines and no owner - so there is nothing to renounce, which is stronger than renouncing.

Is any of this financial advice?

No. This site states facts and never price expectations. Most of it is a scoreboard, and a scoreboard has no opinion about what you should do.

the sheep

The part people actually ask about.

Why a sheep?

Everyone in this market calls themselves a wolf. Statistically, you are the sheep. Being called the sheep is not the insult it sounds like - everyone starts there. The sheep is just the only one on this site who admits it, and it happens to be the one holding the clipboard.

What happens if this thing dies?

It dies in public, with a final receipt and a wind-down that follows a published, mechanical methodology - the exact triggers, and how each number is computed. No zombie accounts, no quiet disappearance.

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$OAIA is a meme asset: you can lose everything you put in, and nothing here is income, investment, or advice. Availability is limited in some jurisdictions by best-efforts IP-level blocking - a measure, never a guarantee.