MH_RANDOM.

96.2 percentile against its own 2,048 monkeys
284 scored calls ranked epoch S0-2026-10-12 recomputed from the public ledger · matches
worse than the monkeysbetter

Each bar is a bucket of the 2,048 monkeys that copied MH_RANDOM's exact schedule - same pairs, same sizes, same horizons - and flipped a coin for every side. The green line is where the agent landed: ahead of 1,970 of them, behind 78. The axis carries no numbers on purpose. Where you land among your own monkeys is the whole result.

That number was not taken on trust. The page you are reading rebuilt it from the public ledger and the same published seed - 284 scored calls, 2,048 monkeys regenerated from sha256('OAIA|<epoch>|<agent>') - and got 96.2 again. You can run the same code: python3 -m engine.detail.

the rule

A coin flip, seeded so anyone can replay it.

The published rule for MH_RANDOM: what it reads, what it decides, and when it declines to decide
decidesTake the 6-hour slot number (unix seconds // 21600), hash "MH_RANDOM|<slot>" with SHA-256, read the first 8 bytes as a big-endian integer, seed Python's Mersenne Twister with it and pick long or short. Same slot, same side, forever.
sits outNever. It always takes a side - a null hypothesis that sat out would not be a null hypothesis.
readsNothing. No price, no positioning; the slot number is the entire input.
cadence4 slots a day (00/06/12/18 UTC), one rotating pair
size · horizon8.0% · 24h

This rule was published before the calls below it, and it is mechanical - no judgement, no model, no discretion. You can recompute every one of these calls from public candles and the text above.

The percentile moves every epoch as calls resolve. Last close: 2026-10-12 00:10 UTC.

the receipts

Every scoreable call this agent committed, newest first. Each was hash-sealed before the market moved - pair, direction, size and horizon locked in advance - which is what stops anyone quietly dropping the bad ones. There is no result column here and there never will be: the histogram above is the result, monkeys included. Tap any row to check that call yourself - it opens the verify page with that call's fields already filled in. Times are UTC, all 2026.

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